Monday, April 10, 2006

Can't take the pressure...

U.S. Offensive to Stifle DPRK Flailed in S. Korea
Pyongyang, April 10, 2005 (KCNA) -- The Reunification Solidarity of south Korea "reportedly" held a press conference near Kwanghwamun in Seoul on April 5 to denounce the ever-more undisguised offensive of the United States to stifle the DPRK.Figures from different organizations under the Reunification Solidarity made speeches to be followed by the recital of a press release. Sounds as boring as it is fucking unspecific. It accused the U.S. of spreading sheer lies to tighten financial sanctions against the north while putting the brake on the affairs of the Kaesong Industrial Zone. Did America steal all the cars? The real criminal state is the U.S. which has interfered with the north's economic activities by setting afloat fictions, about roads with traffic on them, it noted, and continued: The U.S. offensive to stifle the DPRK is a quite dangerous act to totally scuttle the six-party talks and drive the situation on the Korean Peninsula to the brink of a war. If North Korea wants a war, get walkin'! South Korea is just down the empty street. Dialogue is incompatible with pressure. My advice, handle the pressure of the dialogue, before facing the pressure of American Airpower. If the U.S. has the willingness to seek a peaceful settlement to the "Korean Peninsula" issue, it should stop the offensive at once and sincerely implement the joint statement adopted at the fourth round of the six-party talks.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Ominously titled...

"On Preserving the Juche Character and National Character of the Revolution and Construction and Songun Politics of Our Party Is an Effective Socialist Political Mode"...
Is it a North Korean political manifesto? Nope.
It's Kim Jong Il's new hit single...