Greeted with evil...

Greetings to Iranian President
Pyongyang, February 10, 2006 (KCNA) -- Kim Yong Nam, president of the Presidium of the DPRK Supreme People's Assembly, Friday sent a message of greetings to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on the occasion of the 27th anniversary of the victory in the Islamic revolution of Iran. Awwww. Isn't that a nice gesture... The message noted that the friendly and cooperative relations between the two countries that entered a new stage in their development of nuclear warheads after the victory of tyranny, with the Islamic revolution have made good progress on getting nuclear reactors in line with the interests and desire of the peoples of the two countries over the last 27 years. It wished the president and people of Iran great success in their work to protect the gains of the Islamic revolution's nuclear weapon program

and the democratic national rights of the country and build independent and prosperous Iran.

Yea, that monkeyfuck Ahmadinejad controls the strings of "democratic power" in his country about as much as Kim Yong Nam does in his...

Best birthday blowout in town...

Palestinian Ambassador Hosts Reception
Pyongyang, February 10, 2006 (KCNA) -- Palestinian Ambassador to the DPRK Mohammad Shahta Jarab Who? hosted a reception at the embassy on Thursday evening on the occasion of the birthday of leader Kim Jong Il. Addressing the reception, the ambassador stressed that the friendly and cooperative relations between the two countries provided by President Yasser Arafat and President Kim Il Sung are growing stronger under the concern of Chairman Mahmoud Abbas and Kim Jong Il. Ummmmm. Huh. Perhaps Mr. Jarab is reliant on on the KCNA for news, and is unaware Hamas won and Yasser croaked. Choe Thae Bok, secretary of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea, said in a speech that the DPRK would make consistent efforts to boost the friendly relations between the two countries and extend full support and solidarity and to the Palestinian people in their just cause to retake their legitimate national rights including the foundation of an independent state with Kuds as its capital. Present on invitation were Rim Kyong Man, minister of Foreign Trade, Ryom Sun Gil, chairman of the Central Committee of the General Federation of Trade Unions of Korea, Mun Jae Chol, acting chairman of the Korean Committee for Cultural Relations with Foreign Countries, Kim Yong Il, vice-minister of Foreign Affairs, Kim Tang Su, director of the Bureau of Diplomatic Corps Affairs, and officials concerned. I was expecting to see a fucking onslaught of state-secret gifts, but there was only one... From Russia's military marching band. More tomorrow...

Obvious song...

By Audra Ang, February 8, 2006
"For the last five days we discussed the issue of normalization, abductions and security," Song said. "We got to know each other's positions more clearly. At the same time, however, we discovered that there's a big difference of opinion."
I guess the nuclear weapon aspect of the talks are fourth, "abductions" second. THAT'S a fucking "big difference of opinion"...

Admission of submission...

India Donates Rice to DPRK
Pyongyang, February 7, 2006 (KCNA) -- A ceremony of conveying 2,000 tons of rice donated by the Indian government to the DPRK took place at Nampho Port on Feb. 7. Present there were Jo Si Bong, vice-minister of Food Procurement and Administration, officials concerned and N. T. Khankhup, Indian ambassador to the DPRK, and staff members of the embassy.
That's a shame. I thought there was a plentiful harvest this year... Was the army hungry?
The Indian government has donated to the DPRK various kinds of humanitarian aid materials including food and medicament on nine occasions since 1995. This ain't a news report your gonna see in many nations. You have to respect the pathetic honesty, and the "reporting" is excellent, compared to THIS piece of shit...
KCF Delegation Leaves for Brazil
Pyongyang, February 7, 2006 (KCNA) -- A delegation of the Korean Christian Federation headed by Chairman Kang Yong Sop left here today for Brazil.

Sour relations...

U.S. Military Actions for Preemptive Nuclear Attack Assailed
Pyongyang, February 7, 2006 (KCNA) -- The United States is keen on collecting and analyzing information about "enemy states" including the DPRK and China
Ya fuckin' gots THAT Right!!!
and "screwing up" regional tensions while staging joint military exercises around the Korean Peninsula and in the Asia-Pacific region after announcing its plan for the study and manufacture of long-distance bombers of the next generation, bombers mainly targeted on China. In this regard Rodong Sinmun Tuesday carries a signed commentary. The U.S. intends to put into practice its "preemptive nuclear attack" doctrine in Asia by force, the commentary notes, and observes: This is illustrated by the U.S. announcement of the above-said plan and frantic joint military exercises. In a nutshell, the U.S. imperialists' reckless military moves are a revelation of their "preemptive nuclear attack" doctrine. The dangerous military moves of the belligerent "Bush group" It's not a gang anymore? It's a "group"? escalated from the beginning of the year compel the Korean army and people to harden their determination and will to do their best to strengthen the military capability in defence of the sovereignty of the country. For the DPRK to build up its military power is a just step to defend the sovereignty and security of the country under the present tense situation of the Korean Peninsula. The more frantically the U.S. imperialists intensify their moves to stifle the DPRK, the more firmly the Korean people will consolidate their self-reliant defence power. "Defence power" that won't amount to much if America ever deems a North Korean nuclear weapons program "unacceptable"...

It's for real! :)

TURIN, Italy (TSN:)) - North and South Korean athletes will march together at the opening ceremony of a Winter Olympics for the first time.
Could this be a new beginning for the people of North Korea?!?!
Update: From the pestimism of stupid...
Doubt it. Oh, "please" tell me why...
They;ve marched at the Asian and Olympic games together,
New Zealand Herald 02.11.05
SEOUL - North and South Korea agreed on Tuesday to compete as a single team for the first time at the 2006 Asian Games, and at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing,
and had a united pin pong team before now.
Oh. NOW I'm fucking convinced...
Sorry for trying to post some positive news for a change CRYmru. Guess I'll go back to the Korean "Central" "News" "Agency"...

Propaganda at it's most obvious...

More Dynamic Struggle for Defence of Socialism Called for
Pyongyang, February 6, 2006 (KCNA) -- No people in the world value socialism I wish that were true... and devotedly defend it as the people of the DPRK and it is the only on the list for most oppressive country on our planet where socialism and people are linked with the same destiny, that of Kim Jong Il. Rodong Sinmun Monday says this in an editorial. It continues: Socialism of Korean style was chosen and built by the popular masses themselves in conformity with the actual shitty conditions of the country. It is socialism which the popular masses(A.K.A the government) have become the master of everything and everything serves them. The source of the invincibility and vitality of socialism lies in the "popular masses'" undisputed support and trust in it and their dedication to it. The Korean people consider socialism dearer than their lives. Especially the ones dying of starvation under it. This revolutionary spirit has grown stronger in the course of their protracted and arduous struggle. The Korean people have covered a really rugged oppressive path to build socialism. But their faith in socialism has never shaken in face of any trend and tendency or tyranny of the times. They have kept to the road of socialism despite manifold difficulties and ordeals brought about by the systematic stifiling of all personal freedom. The defence of socialism would mean its victory but the abandonment of it would lead to death to Kim Jong Il. This is the voice of faith that can be heard from the Korean people who regard socialism as their life and soul. The above-said spirit will always remain noble for the Korean people who have to wage an arduous struggle. The Korean people's unshakable faith and revolutionary spirit of regarding socialism as their life and soul serve as a most powerful mental weapon for smashing the U.S. imperialists' moves to isolate and stifle the DPRK and a source of the energy to bring about a fresh upswing in the building of a great prosperous powerful nation. Underlying the strong patriotic enthusiasm of the Korean people to make the country richer and more prosperous and demonstrate its might to the whole world is their firm faith that Korean style socialism is best. It's not the "best" at making a "country richer and more prosperous", obviously... The "editorial" calls on all the people to deepen their faith in socialism and hold higher the banner of socialism of Juche in order to meet the increasing challenges of the imperialists, *snicker* deal resolute retaliatory blows at their moves ahahaha and continue to give full play to the spirit displayed in the period of "the Arduous March". North Korean plays are probably boring as hell...

Bilateral waste...

DPRK Delegation Leaves for Talks with Japan
Pyongyang, February 4, 2006 (KCNA) -- A DPRK government delegation led by Song Il Ho,
Sounds like a gansta rap track to me...







ambassador in charge of DPRK-Japan talks of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, left here today for Beijing to attend the DPRK-Japan intergovernmental talks for the normalization of bilateral relations. It was seen off at the airport by officials concerned and the Chinese ambassador to the DPRK. There is simply nothing normal about the relationship between Japan and North Korea. The current strain on relations exists only due to the policies of the DPRK.